August 13, 2008

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  If anyone is looking for a subject for a documentary about rocking the world or being a hero, I scored 4 goals at my after-work social soccer game yesterday.  Sort of incredible.  It included atleast 1 goal kicked via left foot.
  
  People that are left handed freak me out.  How can you push your pen left to right, instead of pull?  Doesn't make sense.  It's a violation of nature.  Right hands should be used for writing, and utensil handiwork, and powerful punches.
  
  I've got a problem.  It is that a spider is over in the corner under my entertainment center.  I don't have any powerful insect/roach sprays, so I can't destroy him.  Also, I don't like smashing pests because that is barbaric.  I use the power of science.
  
  Also, I don't know if it is the evil type of spider like a black widow or a radioactive spider.  It could be the good type.  The type that does productive things like kill mosquitos or something to that effect.  I'll ignore it and get over it.
  
  
  
  Spiders freak me out.  Why would a creature need 8 legs?  You don't see cars with 8 tires. 4 is a good amount. Spiders mis-evolved.
  
  A great philosopher, the Canadian rock band Loverboy, once said "Everybody's working for the weekend."  I can't speak for everybody, and I don't think Loverboy should either, but I'm working for the weekend. 
  
  Google maps offers the option of directions for walking now.  Nice try.  No one in America walks places.  And I haven't tested it, but I'm sure the directions aren't the shortest possible.
  
  It should be something like, "Hop over this guy's fence" or "Walk to the busstop."
  
  Check it out it says it would take "7.6 mi – about 2 hours 34 mins" for me to walk to work.  That is probably the slowest walking of all time.  Pretty accurate though for the average slow person you see on the street.  But still, that's like 20 minutes a mile.  I know 2 year olds that go faster.

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