August 24, 2008
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Things That Are Cool
Throwing Up - Throwing up is like the ejaculation of a party. It is cool and hilarious. It's a sign of respect. It says without words "I drank alot. I had a good time. Now I will prove it." I hadn't thrown up from drinking in a long time until last night. I wasn't having enough fun or being hilarious enough.
Talking Shit - Let's say you go somewhere and realize that someone or something sucks. But then you see that your friends don't know it yet or aren't sure about it yet. What do you do? You tell them! It is how facts are spread.
Running 10 Miles - Running 10 miles at one time is cool. Especially in the heat of the day. It's a good way to learn about the things you didn't expect to be hard about running. Like nipple chafing. For the next Things That Are Cool list - putting bandaids on your nipples. Also cool is headbands.
Tattoos - Tattoos are cool. Especially when you can change them out yourself. Like, if they are stamps for instance. I got this tattoo for a gang I'm in - the Process Masters. It's a Process Master tattoo.
Polish Sausage - Polish sausage is cool. Polish stores are cool too.
