March 5, 2011

• Thinking Machine

  Recently I've figured out that the elliptical is the ultimate thinking machine.  The one with the arm handles that go back and forth. I use those too. It makes my arms and chest all workoutable and that.
  In fact, here's a picture of me on it:
  
  My new spandex clothes rock. And my cool new face.

  ANYWAY, if you mix that elliptical and some LCD Soundsystem, I have the most brilliant ideas. I have sorted out my life pretty well recently. My goal of spreading an absolutely beautiful nature is going alright.

  I went recruiting for work. It was like the best thing ever. I use my power of super perception to figure out who rocks and who is being fake. Don't be fake with me, I'll sniff it out. I can tell who the rat in the organization is. Be your real self ALWAYS. My policy is unconditional honesty. Always be who you are and who you want to be. It's good, it'll work out. Some people might suck naturally, I realize that, but there are places for them too.

  So today I decided that everything has worked out perfectly in my life to bring me to this one moment. And I'm grateful for that. Everything works out the only way it can. Try to find someone that realizes that too. The past is beautiful, like the darkness between the fireflies. And most of all, It all will fall, fall right into place. I trust that now more than ever.

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