April 23, 2011
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English Breakfast
I have come up with atleast 2 excellent sci-fi plots. I think I will write them and submit them to magazines online. You can get $.06 a word for submitting to Asimov's science fiction.
The first plot is about this chick who is pregnant, but the baby has super powers. And the baby is like inside of her doing cool stuff. Like the nurse comes with the ultrasound machine thing, and the baby makes the paddle hit her in the face. It has humor in it, see. I don't know if I want to take it more dark or light-hearted. I always thought it would be an awesome sci-fi story if at the end, the chick was in labor and the baby comes out, but it is strangled by the umbilical cord, and get this, the cord was tied into a noose! And then like a few minutes later a nuclear bomb detonates. GOLD.
The second story involves a guy who goes and gets a CAT scan. And the doctor is looking at the results, all quiet like, and is like HMMMM. The patient is like, "What's up, doctor?" and the doctor is like, "I'm not sure, never seen anything quite like this." So he orders the patient to get an MRI, and the patient is a bit worried. And then the doctor calls other doctors to come look at the image, and then you get to see the image (it would work for TV too) and there's a little gremlin running around inside the guys head!
I think the doctors want to operate on the guy, but the gremlin doesn't want to be taken out, so he pulls some nerves and makes the guy start punching the doctor. Eventually, they just make this guy take some medicine to put the gremlin asleep.
These stories will be better when I write them out longer.
It'd be nice to be in a cabana type thing by the beach with the windows open, drinking a fruity drink with an umbrella on the side of the beach. Or even just drinking a Corona like on the commercials.
The farthest south I've ever been is Key West. And I was a young lad at the time; too young to partake in the reindeer games that usually happen on beach holidays.
Mad Max's dog is super cool.
It is an Australian Cattle Dog. They seem low maintenance and helpful in the movies. They have high energy levels, and active minds - JUST LIKE ME!
I think I will get one one day, but neither of my dog names (Rumpelstiltskin and Worf) really fit for it, so I'll have to come up with another. Maybe something like Atlas. He holds the world on his shoulders.
Comments (2)
Your stories sound ummm, interesting. Let us know if anything comes of them.
I have a red heeler (aka australian cattle dog) and he's awesome, but they're not good city dogs, just fyi--they want to be by you all the time.
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