In a massive Simon and Garfunkel mood today, especially the last few hours.
This is after a long (a couple weeks) obsession with the BBC show "Peep Show".
Simon and Garfunkel's greatest hits: definitely a major part of the soundtrack to my childhood.

Phone started beeping with an Amber Alert. Black Escalade. License plate BM32547.
Amber Alert location: Harris County.
Oh no. Not them again. They're back.
It says an immediate threat to life and danger. Also that's ongoing.
How did they find me?
Why are they looking for me?
What does this world and all the people in it really mean?
Uh oh. Just heard a big truck thing pull up.
Sounds like an Escalade.
Need to bar the doors.