August 7, 2008
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Everything Is Average Nowadays
Sometimes I have the right mind to start another private blog for the stuff I can't put my name to. That way I can put some more personal stuff and talk shit on people. But then how would I be able to get credit for the awesome stuff I write? I wouldn't. So that would be stupid.
So I have to reserve some of my funny stuff like observations about workmates to verbal communication. But then when I say it, it gets forgotten forever, like dust in wind.
But just as a non-specific PSA that has no root in reality, you shouldn't clip your fingernails at work. A) It's annoying to your neighbors who have to hear the clipping sound. B) It's not working, which you are at work to do.
And point C), males should especially not clip their fingernails at work. Better yet, don't clip them ever. That's what your teeth are for.
Now that it's been double digits weeks of the quote-unquote adult life, here's my average day.
5:00am-6:20am: Wake up. Watch TV while doing pushup/ab regimine. Shower. Get ready for work.
6:40am: Arrive at work (20 minutes early like good workers should do).
6:40am-12:00pm: Do work. Including but not limited to making documents, calculating stuff, simulating stuff, engineering things, talking to coworkers ERRRR teambuilding.
12:00pm-12:30pm: Eat my lunch if I bothered to make it. Check personal e-mails/financials. Take a stroll to the parking garage to atleast leave the cubicle.
12:30pm-4:30pm: More working etc. Generally ends at 4:30 but will work extra if required, free of charge of course (like a good worker should).
4:50pm: Arrive at gym. Change. Workout and the treadmill whilst watching Cash Cab.
6:00pm-8:00pm: Arrive home. Throw in some brussel sprouts. Foreman up some dinner. Watch TV or DVDs.
8:00pm-10:00pm: Get tired sometime between this timeframe. Go to sleep.
Repeat 11,000 times or so. Throw in some weekends. Then retire. Then die.
Ta Da!
Comments (5)
Wow. Depressing. Except I think things will end up changing a bit before you die. One can hope anyway. Right?
None of my friends, or people that I know in real life, know about my blog. I did that on purpose.
Brussel sprouts and foremaned meat. This is totally my dinner most nights too.
Do you not eat breakfast? How do you feel about that and its effect on metabolism?
@brittanymc2007 - I used to eat breakfast all the time but then I don't really anymore because I gave up eating cereal when I diagnosed myself with irritable stomach disorder. Plus, my hunger works as a smoldering fire, if I feed it just a little, it turns into an inferno making me super hungry all day. As for its effects on metabolism, I have researched alot and everyone always says to eat breakfast. But these are the same people who say to eat 6 times a day. That's annoying. One giant meal a day is easiest.
If you ever decide to throw a woman into that routine, it's gonna get all jacked up... guaranteed.
Why do you arrive to work so early?
Do all your coworkers do that, too?
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