Eight years and one month later, I've tied my personal record of four goals in a soccer game!

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I play with the kids at my school. I had two assists also so probably my greatest ever footy performance.

The first goal I was standing by the post and tipped in a shot.

The second goal, I was standing by the goal again and a guy headed it and it bounced off my chest and in! That's called a "Chester", probably.

For third goal, I pulled some And1 magic and put it past the keeper.

For the fourth, I kicked it from about 8 yards out, bent it like Beckham, and in!

What a performance. Maybe sleeping 14 hours last night helped. Then I got all these side stitches and monkeys on my side so I zombied around for a while. 12,000 steps or so in the match.

Hooray, soccer.